List Of Stuff Not Happening This Lifetime

Read this off Cowboy's, and thought it might be fun to do up mine. LOL

1. Visit every single country in the world --> will not attempt Bermuda/entire Amazon, enough horror stories

2. Be the ultra sexy female version of Anthony Bourdain --> though I've already thought up of the name: Ah-Neo Bandung. Woot!

3. Keep a mistress in every major Asian city --> *wink*

4. See our Earth burst up in flames 'cos of us wretched human race

5. Have my whole family live in harmony together --> not me anyway. Ho.

6. Being good friends with Jim Rogers + Warren Buffett + Steve Jobs + Bill Gates --> at least, Steve Jobs will never agree to Bill Gates. Maybe Jim Rogers too........Maybe also Warren Bufett.........Maybe Steve.......WAIT A MINUTE!

7. Overcome acrophobia --> may end up in hospital + 2 years therapy after I went up S'pore Flyer